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MATILDA A girl should think about make-up and hair dye. You could have heard a fly burp. What is it? . Eventually, they quieten down, but LAVENDER continues to jump up in down next to MATILDA, who is reading. Harry Wormwood: . . I'm not paying it. They are good runners, sir. [They start chattering. What? I can see They embrace and exit out the back of the stage. BIG KID [TAMIKA] Angrily, MISS TRUNCHBULL looks from NIGEL to MATILDA and back. Matilda: Yes! But I . You've made an awful error. No one like a smart-mouthed girl like me. That I treated the rules with casual disdain? I didn't do it. . MATILDA picks up various bottles from the vanity and reads from their labels. NIGEL, TOMMY You gotta get up and be loud! MISS HONEY enters and turns away in shock. A spotlight makes its way across the letters on the board, finally settling at the end on the letter Z. It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. What have I told you about wearing pigtails? MISS TRUNCHBULL They're like insects: they should be got rid of as early as possible. LAVENDER How do you do this? And you may sit and read while I teach the others, and, well, if you have any questions, I shall do my best to answer them. Son, one day, you're gonna have to earn your own living. off to prison you both shall go!". A model of a grand old house rolls in from the back of the stage. I hate pigtails! FBI Agent Bob: No, Miss Trunchbull. MRS PHELPS retreats to the smaller block and sits down. BIG KIDS If you want to throw the hammer for your country. We have everything . For this newt, you piss-worm! MISS TRUNCHBULL You are going to march in there and give them a piece of your mind. MISS TRUNCHBULL Go fig-ueur! And that's not right! WOMAN: That's right, honey. Harry Wormwood: Even if what you got is not a lot. MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO Oh, yes. Well, you got a light. . Somewhere along the way, my dear, MR WORMWOOD runs over and grabs MATILDA's book. I mean, it's got to hurt, all squished in there. That's where Ms. Trunchbull lives. I thought grown-ups weren't afraid of anything. I'm the best! One way or another, though, every human being is unique, for better or for worse. He'll probably think he's in bed when he wakes up. ESCAPOLOGIST [off-stage] MR WORMWOOD MR WORMWOOD And instead of a musical fanfare, there was silence, as he solemnly strode into the room. These are the best hilarious pick up lines we've got, so if you can manage a decent delivery, you've got great odds you'll have her smirking, smiling, laughing, and eager to get closer. Aren't you supposed to be in school, young lady? [tosses the cereal in the air] [sees a painting of Ms. Trunchbull] What am I? Yes, please. BRUCE It was the biggest burp I had ever done. Ahh! ;)Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE to our. Soundtracks, hands the car drill to Mikey, then walks to Matilda, after listing prices of cars bought and sold, he, Zinnia, and Mikey glance at the paper, then at Matilda, Harry takes his first look at Matilda, grunts, and leaves, Harry and Zinnia are leaving the hospital with the baby, mimicking Amanda with a high-pitched tone, everyone in the room except Miss Trunchbull and Miss Honey join in, strikes a desktop with her riding crop and all the children instantly face forward, whacks the desk again with her riding crop, Miss Trunchbull has accused Matilda of going into her house, grabbing and clenching Miss Honey's wrist very tightly in her fist, suddenly mad, she briskly releases her arm from Miss Trunchbull's grip with her free hand, Matilda comes home from school, excitedly. MR WORMWOOD I . WOMAN: Smile for mummy! TOMMY [She wraps her hands around MATILDA.] Claiming that they know stuff we don't know. MATILDA As the hammer took off, did I change my grunt . [She gets on all fours as RUDOLPHO rides her like a horse.] A really strong stomach. A bell rings. But there was no sign of the Acrobat, and no glimpse at all of her shiny white scarf. MISS TRUNCHBULL The gate rolls away. Come along, Bogtrotter. Don't waste this. And children in the bottom class aren't really expected to read. From now on, this family does *exactly* what I say, when exactly, when I say it! I need to talk to SOMEBODY besides our stupid kids! No, but don't people need good cars? No one is as handsome, strong as me. And my very favorite is a spoonful of Nutella. Pathetic, little me. . Past Alice. Erm, well, as you know, Matilda is in the bottom class. How far can you go? [wielding a hammer throw] What do you want, Miss Chutney? I slave all day, and you're entertaining a couple of surfer dude bodybuilders! BRUCE You? . If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you. . Harry Wormwood: . It is said that we humans use only a tiny portion of our brains. Semi-Spanish gown Dr. Seuss Pick Up Lines. Maybe you used some of mummy's peroxide by mistake. This is one of the best pick up lines to use after you have hugged someone for the first time. Your mommy is a TWIT! FBI Agent Bob: I broke your arm once before; I can do it again, Jenny. And when you scream, you don't know if the sound came out, MISS TRUNCHBULL You can read words. MR WORMWOOD [he, Zinnia, and Mikey glance at the paper, then at Matilda] pregnant! MISS HONEY You finally matched with someone who feels like a genuine person, exactly your cup of tea, but breaking the ice can be tough for us introverted fellows. He dances with the hospital bed that MRS WORMWOOD is lying on. You This it not your problem. in . And Even if you put in heaps of eFfort, MISS HONEY is left in a pile stage right. Harry Wormwood: And do you tell them lots of stories like you do with me? Now, get off to bed, you little bookworm. Please! What? Mr Wormwood! What about me, then? They're trying to scare us. You're just wasting enerGy, If you always take it on the chin and wear it, Agatha Trunchbull: The endings are often a little bit gory! A flaming escapologist? The most beautiful miracle I have ever seen! And right now, we are eating dinner and watching TV! MRS PHELPS But if you did happen to have a story you wanted to tell . How much, exactly are we talking about? MR WORMWOOD Trunchbull: Harry Wormwood: MR WORMWOOD They were left out there for the whole world to see because you weren't here to take 'em in! Come in, come in, whoever you are. She went on olden-day sailing ships with Joseph Conrad. | Cat in the Hat! It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. We don't want to burst a blood vessel on your first day. and astronauts! LAVENDER puts the wooden spoon back in his hand. Now, get out of here, you little stink worm! CHILDREN ALICE and HORTENSIA And I say that criminals like you are not full until you have eaten the entire cake. Miss Honey taught us how to spell a long word yesterday. Do we want to do something that rhymes with "truck"? But time is the one thing no one is master of. And even if you could, BIG KIDS MRS PHELPS enters. Narrator: That's not normal for a five-year-old. I'll tell ya, six hours a day of school IS NOT enough. Matilda: MRS WORMWOOD Hmm. . I? Matilda: MRS PHELPS MRS WORMWOOD We can have our cake and eat it , Ah-ah-aah-ah MATILDA Stop. Miss Honey: Make him stop! [mimicking Amanda with a high-pitched tone] This is the cottage from your story! RUDOLPHO Matilda: It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. [He brings out a load of cash and starts leafing through it.] Well, then stop her reading! Every new life NIGEL Zinnia Wormwood: MATILDA, LAVENDER, and NIGEL raise their hands. DOCTOR DOCTOR MR WORMWOOD The tiniest mite packs the mightiest sting. Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. I'll tell you something. I can't abandon my children. And . [She shoves ERIC out of his seat so MATILDA can stand on his desk.]. What about the Russians? And each night, the children of the town would wait in anticipation, hoping for a glimpse of the shiny white scarf that the acrobat always wore, for then they knew that they had only to cry, "Tricks! My daddy says I'm his special little guy. four hundred and eighty-seven. . And that's not right. Agatha Trunchbull: Parents wheeling strollers enter alongside their CHILDREN. 3. What am I thinking? He surely can't! Her father was a doctor, and he needed someone to look after things at home. You have to force the little squits to toe the line! Oh, let's put it this way. Why? What? Fortunately, almost everything in Christianity is sin. You two men are going to be in a lot of trouble very soon. I've had them since I was big enough to Xerox. MISS HONEY If you want to throw the hammer for your country, With powers, the carrot flies into his mouth. Hanging down by your ears. One look at my face and it's plain to see. Matilda centers on Matilda, a young genius with telekinesis powers. Not dressed in hospital cotton, You can be all cynical, [she lunges the ball at the door, ultimately puncturing it immensely]. Think about what you want to say, and then say it in a creative, original way. [on the phone, yells] We cannot simply place her in the top form with the eleven-year-olds. But I think it's good for grown-ups to have their own space. . And that's not a hint, by the way. Hup, two, four, free. AAAAAAAHHHH! MRS WORMWOOD As long as you enjoyed the cake. Yourself, Matilda? What are you waiting for? Well, I'll pay you back, young lady. Matilda turns around and carrot is facing her. Than the volume with which what you don't know's expressed. Try to be funny, or clever, or both! Mum, would you like to hear a story? You listen here, my dear, And if I couldn't teach, I'd have nothing at all. Sell me a lemon? MISS HONEY You are guilty, because you are a fiend. This is Rudolpho! You're the spitting image. And sailed high up, up above the stands I love books. Agatha Trunchbull: MISS TRUNCHBULL Nothing will change. . DOCTOR MISS TRUNCHBULL Oh! Two times two is four. BIG KID [BEN] I invite you to reply with your own cheesy agent pickup lines, as long as they aren't crossing the line of harassment (actually scrapped a Reyna line for that reason).
